Hobo Halloween costume

I dressed as a hobo for Halloween once. One of me homies did the same thing a few years earlier but I thought mine was better hehe. The costume: Ripped up pants, sweater, shirt, cocoa powder on face and clothing, and a tin can with a couple coins placed in. Everybody (I hope) liked the costume, and to my amazement some people wanted me to go on the stage to be up for best costume, but i was like, "Fuck that shit." I walked around the school with a limp and asked people if they could spare some change, unfortunately my disguise wasn't fooling anyone and only a few people gave me money. 

After school me and some buddies walked home and we were waiting at the lights. There was a crossing guard there to help the younglings cross the street and he noticed my attire. While walking across he stopped me and gave me a couple quarters. Me and my friends looked at each other and waited till a safe distance and laughed about it. He gave me a dollar or two. hehehehehe. 

How to make this amazing costume:

Step one: get clothes you don't give a shit about.

Step two: proceed to rip clothes in a strategic manner to simulate real life rips of day to day life as a hobo.

Step three: acquire cocoa powder or anything dark and dirt colored and spread it on your face and body to look like a dirty hobo.

Step four: assemble the clothes and put that shit on!

Step five: ask people for money

Step six: acquire currency from those people and buy lunch at the school servery and say to yourself, "Damn I'm good."